“You have transportation?”

“I took a rideshare.”

“My driver can—”

“No.”

“Right. Boundary.”

“Thank you.”

He nodded toward the cake boxes.

“You appear to have robbed the bakery.”

“My sister has guilt.”

“Efficient guilt.”

“Runs in the family.”

I opened the door.

“Good night, imaginary husband.”

“Good night, imaginary wife.”