Have you ever felt like you were the only normal person in a family full of people convinced they deserved starring roles in a drama no one else agreed to be part of?
That’s basically my life.

My name is Evan.

I’m thirty-three, single, and painfully ordinary.

I work from home often enough that I’ll wear the same hoodie for three days straight. I know the name of my barista’s dog, and I’ve never posted a single thing on Instagram.